Stare deep into the eyes of the mighty sloth. What do you see? Pure awesomeness. That’s why we’ve dedicated this page to the sloth, so that you can get your own sliver of harnessed sloth-ness into your closet. We aim to please at Beloved Shirts, and let’s be honest, bringing out the sloth is never a bad idea.
Here at Beloved Shirts, we believe that outrageous is just another way of saying awesome. So when a sloth gallops on a black stallion across the galaxy we don’t think it’s outrageous, we call that “Majestic.” That’s why we’ve designed a shirt, sweater, and hoodie that will bring the majesty to you.
If you prefer your sloth shirt a little hairy, than “Happy Sloth” might be more your style. Entirely covered in hairy sloth greatness, you won’t be disappointed. The knowing face of the sloth stares out from the front with a grin. Two deep set eyes twinkle. Ya, it’s that kind of sloth greatness.
Even sloths need a little bit of swagger. So we slapped on some shades and watched it all take off from there. “Swag Sloth” wasn’t born; he’s been waiting all along for the right time to make his move and show the world what he could do. That time is now; we’ve brought him to you; put on his gift of swagger.
If you think the sloth-ness ends here, you couldn’t be more wrong. We’ve got plenty more options to choose from so that you can find the right sloth awesomeness for you. Check them out and make the choice to unleash the power of the sloth in your life. You can trust Beloved Shirts when we say, “You won’t be disappointed that you did.”